The average shower a database Administrator (DBA) takes prior to showing up and sucking at their respective job. Which consists of excessive amounts of cologne/body spray to hide the fact they have not showered in weeks, and wreak of curry.
Tim: Lets hit the bar after hockey practice
Joe: No way Ill smell like total ass bro
Tim: Just take a DBA shower
Joe: Good idea, bitches love Axe Body spray
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