4 definitions by Drunken Irish Bastard

Pulling for Chuck

Term for old people masturbating; usually accompanied by viagra, ensure lubricant and chuck berry guitar riffs.

I went to visit my grandparents at Christmas and I walked in on my grandpa pulling for chuck, while my grandma watched. I can never listen to Roll Over Beethoven ever again.

by Drunken Irish Bastard January 3, 2011

Admiral's Threeway

An amorous encounter with a mother and daughter.

The name comes from Admiral Nelson's well know proclivity for mother/daughter combos.

Last weekend, I went home with this smokin' hottie. It was getting hot and heavy, when her mom busted in. Before I could say a word, this little cougar jumped right in. Just call me Lord Nelson, cause I had an Admiral's Threeway.

by Drunken Irish Bastard July 15, 2010

Horbjorb

Secret code for hand pleasure usually offered by attorneys or their assistants to relax their clients.

I may have lost my ass on the divorce, but my lawyer's assistant gives a hell of a horbjorb.

by Drunken Irish Bastard April 11, 2012

Carradine'd

To die, alone, in a skeezy hotel room by auto erotic asphyxiation.

Did you here what happened to the mayor? They found him in the Motel 6 on I-90. He was totally Carradine'd.

by Drunken Irish Bastard April 20, 2010