1. Did u hear about that guy that got caught masturbating while following a school bus with his niece on it?.. They're calling him.."The Stalkabator"
2. its simple as this; your over weight, so your a long belly
you fiddle with your wee wee during fights with your girl, so your a argubator
and u drive behind hookers n jerk it in the shadows, so ur a stalkabator