2 definitions by Drealgrinnerz

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When an American or Jew realizes his parents are sadistic and domineering pedophiles who sexually assaulted him at birth (aka circumcised him) for no good reason. He realizes he was permanently maimed and desires to have the body he should have had if he wasn't born into a bloodthirsty family with terrible parental priorities. (aka wanting his foreskin back)
Yeah, total foreskin envy. No homo
by Drealgrinnerz June 28, 2011

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1.) Skin that covers the head of the penis. Keeps it sensitive and ready for action.

2.) An object that inspires much debate. Uneducated trailer trash tend to hate it and are very vocal about their ignorance. Educated people tend to accept it as a part of the human body.

3.) Removed in an aesthetic procedure called circumcision which is a violation of basic human rights but accepted in the United States of America and is commonplace with the jews. Apparently god made a mistake and doesn't have the balls to admit it so he makes his followers chop it off to appease his bloodthirsty fetishes.
1.)My foreskin keeps my well oiled piston from turning into an insensitive fuck-stick.

2.) My son's penis looks better then your son's penis and he'll get laid by all the sluts!

3.) Ah ha ha, your foreskin got circumsized.
by Drealgrinnerz July 10, 2008

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