2 definitions by Draft Manuscripts Not soldiers

To pass out in a hallway of an Apartment with a half eaten Subway sandwich as your pillow
I was so drunk last night I Jarednapped outside of your apartment door.
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A Word used to describe the cock of a societys ideals and Values.
At your wedding tomorrow you are going to have to Suck alot of SocietyCock to keep everybody happy.

Meaning to do things not because you want to but because society deems them acceptable
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