4 definitions by Dr.Jeffery

Explosive diarrhea that resembles an upside down mushroom cloud, ei opposite Hiroshima and Nagasaki
After a hard night of drinking Theo realizes a Rio Grande do Sul is truly blowing up a toilet.
by Dr.Jeffery February 20, 2021
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Getting road head so good that it feels like she is sucking out your soul, you loose control and crash, resulting in your meat being a bloody mangled mess
Joe thought getting some road head on a Friday night was great, until he slammed into a parked car and Kate gave him a Transylvania Trolley instead.
by Dr.Jeffery August 25, 2018
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A hole where a sack gets near, whether it be a gaping mouth or vagina
Jimmy told john to shut his scroat moat before he knocks his fucking teeth in his turds.
by Dr.Jeffery October 2, 2017
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Where everything you touch turns to shit
Man you had to see Joe,he had the colitis touch today and to top it off it's Monday
by Dr.Jeffery June 17, 2014
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