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Two uncircumcised men glue their foreskins together, creating a liquid tight cock sleeve. Said sleeve will can be manned by either participant, or an enthusiastic volunteer. They then proceed to slide meat coozy back and forth at desired speed and vigor... simultaneous climax will assuredly follow. Once the shame sets in (as it always does in such circumstances), both men kill themselves or move back into their parents house.
After preparing a tasty snack, Bill suggested he and Ted do the Chinese Finger Trap
by Dr. Vito March 7, 2020
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Wearing his girlfriend's underwear, the young man lubes up for anal. As he cums in her butt, he poops a baby rose bud dollop in her panties.
Worn out from the bland sex of missionary, Thad knew it was time to try his hand at buttercup panties...all he needed was a fine young lady who wasn't too partial to her butt huggers
by Dr. Vito March 7, 2020
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