15 definitions by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD
A bizarre Amazonian sex act that is performed with a hermaphrodite and a midget who pees on your face.
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD June 21, 2006
Woman: "Let's fuck"
Certificatologist: "Say what?"
Woman: "Not you"
Certificatologist: "Then who"
Woman: "The midget"
Midget: "Let's roll yo!"
Certificatologist: "Say what?"
Woman: "Not you"
Certificatologist: "Then who"
Woman: "The midget"
Midget: "Let's roll yo!"
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD May 13, 2006
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD April 3, 2007
Acronym for "up your butt with a coconut"
It sounds kind of stupid when you say it to someone, mostly because they usually don't know what you're talking about and probably think that you're a retard. Once you explain what it means you'll probably get your ass kicked.
It sounds kind of stupid when you say it to someone, mostly because they usually don't know what you're talking about and probably think that you're a retard. Once you explain what it means you'll probably get your ass kicked.
Bob - "Uybwac, and wyai (while you're at it) you can gfym (go fuck your mother) yddb (you dirty dooshbag)!"
Johnson - "Igbyamf (I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch)!"
Johnson - "Igbyamf (I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch)!"
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD March 17, 2007
The three men that god sent to earth to save our souls, Don Knots, Don Rickles, and Don Johnson.
Don Knots represents ultimate wisdom.
Rickles reminds us to be humble in the face of god.
Don Johnson represents the ultimate beauty, and is a symbol of the power of god.
Don Knots represents ultimate wisdom.
Rickles reminds us to be humble in the face of god.
Don Johnson represents the ultimate beauty, and is a symbol of the power of god.
After the passing of the three Dons the souls of the just will go to heaven while the souls of the wicked will burn in eternal damnation.
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD March 17, 2007
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 5, 2006
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD April 3, 2007