25 definitions by Dr. Simulacra

dirty gravy

traditional turkey gravy that has been tweaked with a squirt of man juice and served special to annoying fathead in-laws at Thanks Giving dinner...

I couldn't resist making a special saucer of dirty gravy for the old lady's parents at Thanks Giving. I'll probably do it again for Christmas. Happy Holidays.

by Dr. Simulacra November 28, 2013

dirty twerk

when a girl in a short skirt is twerking a guy and intentionally sharts on the guy's junkhood...

yo man, I was at the Boneyard last night and some girl left a dirty twerk on my junk.

by Dr. Simulacra October 24, 2013

shadow monk

stick a sock over your boner and then stand in front of a lamp and cast a shadow monk
on the wall

I broke up the party vibe by sporting a shadow monk in front of my
best friend's Mom.

by Dr. Simulacra October 9, 2013

dirty dracula

when a guy likes to eat his girl's snatch out during her period...

Did you hear about Jimmy's dirty dracula? That boy is messed up for da pussy.

by Dr. Simulacra October 24, 2013