Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
Someone who morphs their life to match the person they happen to be dating, i.e. adopt the same taste in music, movies, fashions, foods, mannerisms, etc.
My ex was a shape shifter. After two months, it was like I was having sex with myself.
USA Today, a crappy commercialized newspaper.
All they had left at the newsstand was McNews. I'd rather go ignorant.
A blow job given while the receiver is on the toilet depositing Taco Bell squirts.
Little did Juanita know that I'd made a run for the border prior to what would become a Mexican blumpkin...
Definition: the result of having sex with a piece of corn. Balls become corny.
I was lonely so i did it with some corn and now i have corn nuts
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