4 definitions by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Top Definition
Someone who morphs their life to match the person they happen to be dating, i.e. adopt the same taste in music, movies, fashions, foods, mannerisms, etc.
My ex was a shape shifter. After two months, it was like I was having sex with myself.
by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater February 16, 2005
USA Today, a crappy commercialized newspaper.
All they had left at the newsstand was McNews. I'd rather go ignorant.
by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater February 25, 2005
A blow job given while the receiver is on the toilet depositing Taco Bell squirts.
Little did Juanita know that I'd made a run for the border prior to what would become a Mexican blumpkin...
by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater February 16, 2005
Definition: the result of having sex with a piece of corn. Balls become corny.
I was lonely so i did it with some corn and now i have corn nuts
by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater March 07, 2005
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