2 definitions by Dr. Jones and Mr. Wuggles

Top Definition
1.) The act of distantial pants orgasm, forcibly making one's pants wet from a distance through the use of arousing language, excellent linguistic mastery, or waterballoons.

2.)Jonas brothers makes teenage girls's pants wet

v. transpantshydrate (ed)(ing)
n. transpantshydration
adv. transpantshydratingly

- Alec underwent transpantshydration after watching a documentary on red-shouldered eagl hawks.

1.) When engaged in an internet conversation, Alec transpantshydrated (past tense) Justin by manipulating words in an explicitly arousing way.

2.)That kevin jonas character sure does know how to transpantshydrate me

3.) Thats so transpantshydratingly cool!
by Dr. Jones and Mr. Wuggles October 22, 2008
1.) A method of assessing sudden changes in temperature instantaneously by visually (or physically) analyzing the level of hardness(Mohs Scale), angle (preferably in radians), shape, and in odd cases smell, of the nipples.

2.) A sixth sense which detects danger, specifically rape.

n. nipple trajectory
pl. nipple trajector(ies)
1.) My nipple trajectory indicated an oncoming snow storm; I better head inside.

2.) As I walked down the the dark alley, my nipple trajectory activated as the mustached man started to tail me.
by Dr. Jones and Mr. Wuggles March 02, 2010

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