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To masturbate without the aid of a lubricant or pornographic materials. In extreme circumstances, sandpaper will be placed between the subject's hand and his penis.
After spending the afternoon drywalling, Kevin found the crotch of his jeans coated in blood and semen.
by Dr. Jeremy Pendergrass May 14, 2011

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