Symptoms of A Young Jeffrey
1. Mass amounts of tobacco products; used spitters are like a damn bread crumb trail if you are trying to find this fucker.(why you would, i don't know)
2. Mispronunciations of pretty much every word in the dictionary; this is called the Young Jeffrey effect.
example: coarx which is supposed to be coarse
3. Clingy as fuck, is and I quote, "Feels Lonely", a lot supposedly. Will ask you what you are doing, if you hear, "Hey man, whatcha doin brother?", get the fuck out of there.
4. When he feels like gettin big and tries to raise his voice, all one must do is raise your voice back and tell him to shut the fuck up. He will then begin to apologize about 30 times and try to give you a hug.
5. If you can indicate a butt chin, you have a young jeffrey.
6. Last but certainly not least, a Young Jeffrey will like some wranglers and anything country. Going with the country theme, a Young Jeffrey does not shy away from making out with there cousin or the occasional rough and much more dominant rugby girl.
7. If something is wrong, don't hesitate to have a Young Jeffrey as your first suspect.
If any of these are either said or done........you have a Young Jeffrey.
1. "Man, I really enjoy me some wrangler jeans..."
2. Neighbor: Hey, is everything okay?
You: Yeah, just have to wait 24 hours to go into my house.
Neighbor: What, thats crazy what happened?
You: Well the Fire Dept. sent in there Chemical and Toxic waste people and said that the mass amounts of spitters and spoiled milk made a deadly combination. They said we basically have the plague in our home.
Neighbor: WOW, how did that happen?
You: A Young Jeffrey.
Neighbor: Damn that sucks
More examples to follow
An ugly ass girl that is controlling and thinks that she has the answer to anything and everything. This girl on most occasions doesn't wear a bra and allows her nasty breasts to sag for all to see beneath her thin t-shirt. She makes it known that all those who drink are fools, because she doesn't. Nothing is too hard for a droop magoop, for a droop magoop believes that all their problems will be taken care of by those around her. Most despise a droop magoop; but on occasion a poor helpless soul will be caught in her web of lies and b.s. and we isolated with her forever. They also feel it is necessary to name animals dumb names like "RU" or "Skittles".
1. A Droop Magoop will capture a close friend and isolate him like a lone dog in a room. This friend will completely change is attitude towards mostly everything, and at times ignore his long time pals.
2. All worldwide disasters are caused by a droop magoop.
This is a person that you find utterly repulsive, everything about them just seems to be ridiculous. This could be a guy three cubicles down from you that refuses to put on deodorant and has a mangy, greasy ponytail. This could be a lady that thinks she is extremely attractive and wears clothes from the girls section of baby gap; except this girl looks like she ate children from the girls section of the baby gap. This could be an older women who is large and in charge, who not only refuses to not cover her 50+ year old cleavage, but will not keep her massive self out of her 15 year old granddaughters closet. Girls that dip.......thats all I have to say about that.
Fat girls that are eating ice cream and a hot dog, then talking about how they are gonna go on a diet.
B.A.R.F.(Big Aggressive Ridiculously Fat)