5 definitions by Dr. Infant
The act of removing a bloody tampon from your partner's menstruating vagina with your teeth, followed by a violent thrashing of your head side to side in order to paint your cheeks red like a native American warrior preparing for battle. Simultaneously, you penetrate your partner while screaming a traditional native American battle cry.
In order to show my girlfriend how much I love her, I performed the Indian Warrior for our Tenth Anniversary.
by Dr. Infant January 19, 2017
When you encounter a morbidly obese older woman, lift up her gunt and lather your erect penis with the yeast and cottage cheese fermenting within the folds. Next, you turn her over and penetrate her anus with your yeast covered phallus. Your final act is to scrap the remnants off your cock into a dip container which will be used for a fine bread dip, typically served prior to a Thanksgiving Day feast.
I had nothing to bring to the thanksgiving feast; therefore, I brought a Long Island Bread Basket for my mother.
by Dr. Infant January 26, 2017
When a shemale gathers up the hair clippings after Mr. Trump gets a haircut. She then uses the hair clippings to create a delightful merkin which can be worn to cover the genital area. Then, the shemale proceedes to lure an unsuspecting heterosexual male into her lair. During sexual arousal, the shemale's phallus protrudes through the hair of the trump merkin, as she exclaims with vigor and joy..."MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
I took girl home this weekend expecting to have sex with her, but she surprised me with the trump merkin and ruined the moment.
by Dr. Infant February 3, 2017
by Dr. Infant May 23, 2017
by Dr. Infant June 1, 2017