2 definitions by Dr. Hookah

Hookah Etiquette

The rules involved in properly setting up, smoking and managing a Hookah session.

Tim: Man I hate when that guy smokes with us, he always pulls in the middle of your hit, forgets to plug the hose and blows the ashes off the bowl without putting up his hand to keep them from going everywhere.

Sam: Yea man, his Hookah etiquette sucks. Lets just pretend the Hookah got fucked up and isn't working any more until he leaves.

by Dr. Hookah April 17, 2011

Hookah Foul

When someone does something that disturbs a Hookah session.

Sam: I'll be right back *In his attempt to get out from behind the table he loses his balance and steps on the Hookah hose, pulling the Hookah over*

Tim: *After rushing to pick up and put out the coals* Damnit man, your Hookah foul just put two big holes in my new couch!

Sam: Sorry bro, how about a blowy?

Tim: *Sigh* Yea, I guess that'd help make up for it.

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Jack: *Gets up to go to the bathroom, walks across the room*

Lenny: Hookah foul.

Jack: *Stops* What?

Lenny: You didn't throw the hose within arms reach of me, now I've got to get my ass up and grab the hose to plug it so I can smoke. Dick.

Jack: My bad, would a reach around help?

Lenny: Yea, we could probably call it even.

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Tim: Yo, I know the perfect song for this session *Goes to YouTube and plays Rebecca Black 'Friday'*

Jim: What the fuck man, such a Hookah foul. You just completely ruined my buzz.

Tim: Would it help if I gave you a blumpkin?

Jim: Yea, I guess that would be fair.

by Dr. Hookah April 17, 2011