11 definitions by Dr. Freeze
1. Any person (usually male) who would rather indulge themselves in self-gratification than do actual work,often causing delays in work-related efforts.
2. Wal-Mart management and management trainees.
2. Wal-Mart management and management trainees.
1. "We will have to wait until the procrastubators in this office get done with themsleves before we can proceed with our latest scam."
2. Nick: " What are you waiting on? The customer needs this item NOW!"
Nack: "I'm waiting for the procrastubators in Management to give me the access key. Right now, they are in another meeting."
Nick: "ANOTHER meeting? Gawd damn, that makes the third one this hour."
2. Nick: " What are you waiting on? The customer needs this item NOW!"
Nack: "I'm waiting for the procrastubators in Management to give me the access key. Right now, they are in another meeting."
Nick: "ANOTHER meeting? Gawd damn, that makes the third one this hour."
by Dr. Freeze October 17, 2007
What strip-club owners measure new applicants by. When a girl walks in to a club seeking work, there are certain things she must be able to do in order to be hired. How much she can make the club by doing her thing is known as poletential.
"Now Haley there, she can drop it like it's hot and pick up a dolla bill wit' that snatch. That's poletential,playa. Meg, though,..."
by Dr. Freeze June 18, 2008
1.) Any woman who performs oral sex and anal sex at the same time, usually allowing the guy to put his penis in her mouth after he has had in the anus.
2.) The art of performing oral and anal sex at the same time. Also known as "Ass-to-Mouth" in some cultures.
3.) What Meg Griffin will be famous for in her collegiate years.
2.) The art of performing oral and anal sex at the same time. Also known as "Ass-to-Mouth" in some cultures.
3.) What Meg Griffin will be famous for in her collegiate years.
1.) "Damn, Joey, I didn't know your sister was an Icky Vicky."
2.)"I was going to do her until I found out she likes to do the Icky Vicky."
3.)"I'll even do a Icky Vicky for you, if it means I'll pass your Psych class,professor."- Meg
2.)"I was going to do her until I found out she likes to do the Icky Vicky."
3.)"I'll even do a Icky Vicky for you, if it means I'll pass your Psych class,professor."- Meg
by Dr. Freeze April 25, 2007
1.) Any woman who performs oral sex and anal sex at the same time, usually allowing the guy to put his penis in her mouth after he has had in the anus.
2.) The art of performing oral and anal sex at the same time. Also known as "Ass-to-Mouth" in some cultures.
3.) What Meg Griffin will be famous for in her collegiate years.
2.) The art of performing oral and anal sex at the same time. Also known as "Ass-to-Mouth" in some cultures.
3.) What Meg Griffin will be famous for in her collegiate years.
1.) "Damn, Paco, I didn't know your sister was an Icky Vicky."
2.)"I was going to do her until I found out she likes to do the Icky Vicky."
3.)"I'll even do a Icky Vicky for you, if it means I'll pass your Psych class,professor."- Meg
2.)"I was going to do her until I found out she likes to do the Icky Vicky."
3.)"I'll even do a Icky Vicky for you, if it means I'll pass your Psych class,professor."- Meg
by Dr. Freeze March 28, 2007
when you masturbate so much your penis turns red and sore and you are unable to accomplish anything for the next 24 to 48 hours
Man! After watching 26 straight hours of goth-emo porn, I just rusty ventured myself and now I can't even walk!
by Dr. Freeze November 22, 2010
1. A female antagonist on the Venture Brothers. Birth name Sheila, worked as a stripper or exotic dancer through college. Currently married to The Monarch whom she met at a party hosted by her then-boyfriend Phantom Limb. She now helps Monarch in his crusade against Dr. Venture. Usually dresses like Jackie Kennedy but will occasionally put on a butterfly-type outfit. Has a rough sounding voice often attributed to smoking 3 packs of cigarettes a day.
2. Any female who has to put up with their boyfriend/husband while he makes his rounds through comic-cons and cosplays and things of that nature. These women will often hook up with random strangers just to get out of the building for a while.
2. Any female who has to put up with their boyfriend/husband while he makes his rounds through comic-cons and cosplays and things of that nature. These women will often hook up with random strangers just to get out of the building for a while.
1. If she really worked at it, Dr. Girlfriend could kick way more ass than any of the other villains on that show.
2. Nick:"Yo, Jeremy, I just scored with a random chick at the Hilton!"
Jeremy:"You mean at the Hilton that's hosting Comic-Con?"
Nick:"Hell's yeah! I started talking up this Dr. Girlfriend while her man was busy with his trading card game. She gave me head and everything just so she could gets the hell outta there."
J: "Solid."
2. Nick:"Yo, Jeremy, I just scored with a random chick at the Hilton!"
Jeremy:"You mean at the Hilton that's hosting Comic-Con?"
Nick:"Hell's yeah! I started talking up this Dr. Girlfriend while her man was busy with his trading card game. She gave me head and everything just so she could gets the hell outta there."
J: "Solid."
by Dr. Freeze January 8, 2009
To define something in its simplest terms after something is explained in a complex form, making the simple person look like a dumbass since everyone understood it the first time.
Origin - Gilligan from Gilligan's Island. He always did this when the Professor explained why something did or did not work
Origin - Gilligan from Gilligan's Island. He always did this when the Professor explained why something did or did not work
Classic Gilliganism:
Professor: "In order to make this new coconut-based radio function properly, we need an new receiving antenna installed on top of that coconut tree by the lagoon. In order to properly support it, someone will have to be ambidextrous."
Gilligan: "Yeah, and they have to use both hands,too."
Professor: "In order to make this new coconut-based radio function properly, we need an new receiving antenna installed on top of that coconut tree by the lagoon. In order to properly support it, someone will have to be ambidextrous."
Gilligan: "Yeah, and they have to use both hands,too."
by Dr. Freeze July 4, 2009