2 definitions by Dr. Combs2
Think of a salty wash as something similar to a facial, where instead of spooge on the face, it's now cum in the hair. This is typically evident in girls walking around the mall who just got up, are wearing their pajamas in public, and forgot to wash the jiz from their hair.
Hey, your girlfriend just walked out of the bathroom with that guy, and it looks like she's just had a salty wash. What a slut.
by Dr. Combs2 June 27, 2005
A term of endearment intended to bring a smile to those that continue to put up with your crap. Heard most often when the speaker is drunk or just lazy, or some combination of the two. Often confused with knuckle sammich or knuckle sandwich.
Hey sonny, why don't you bring me another beer or I'll ring up your friend Nucko Sammich.
Hey Nucko (Sammich), give your daddy a smooch or I'll introduce you to your namesake.
Hey Nucko (Sammich), give your daddy a smooch or I'll introduce you to your namesake.
by Dr. Combs2 July 14, 2009