Dr. Charles Dromedary's definitions

Starclucks

A group of chatty women and their offspring taking up space and being
loud in any suburban Starbucks. Often resembles a flock of hens and
their chicks pecking and clucking around a henhouse.

The group of women may include MILFs and MIRFs and can often be
seen with whale tail, sea cow tail, and wearing mom jeans.

Their conversations can be heard over the din of their
free ranging brood and usually involve giving other moms advice on
parenting or complaining about their husbands.

MJ: "David, I can't hear you on your cell phone!"

David: "Sorry for the background noise, I'm at a Starbucks and there's
a Starclucks here."

by Dr. Charles Dromedary February 21, 2009

unlaws

Former in-laws after a divorce.

After the divorce, my unlaws still demanded to see their grandchildren all the time.

by Dr. Charles Dromedary January 16, 2017

Khyber Pass

The lengthy happy trail on a woman from the Indian subcontinent which extends from her thick coarse bushy hair bun, down her back, through the ass crack and taint, and up around to her bellybutton.

Suresh was turned on when Padma removed her saree, exposing her Khyber Pass which circumnavigated most of her body.

by Dr. Charles Dromedary September 21, 2016

letting it soak

To put something off for later that you could do now.

Gina: "Are you going to wash that frying pan with the egg stuck on it?"
Chris: "No, I'm letting it soak. Are you going to rinse the cum off your tits?"
Gina: "No, I'm letting it soak."

by Dr. Charles Dromedary May 11, 2018

Jesused

To become an annoying, over-the-top, born again Christian.

"He used to be fun and drink with us at parties, but now he's all mellow and God-this and God-that after getting all Jesused."

by Dr. Charles Dromedary September 10, 2011

Jizzabyte

The unit of digital information in computing and telecommunications that encodes downloaded porn. Abbreviated as "Jb."

"Adam crashed his computer after a night of downloading Jizzabyte after Jizzabyte of porn."

by Dr. Charles Dromedary December 4, 2011

satellite on a stick

TV, radio, or cell phone tower.

I can see the satellite on a stick over the treeline in my back yard.

by Dr. Charles Dromedary December 3, 2011