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The likelihood or probability of YOU doing able to do something that is THEORETICALLY possible.
“Yeah, I know that running a five minute mile is THEORETICALLY possible, I’m just saying it’s not MEORETICALLY possible. I’m pretty out of shape, dude. “
by Dr. Snoctopus March 30, 2019
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Slang: A term used to describe the act of oral sex being performed between two partners simultaneously. Synonymous with 69.
“I had an embarrassing experience. I came home early and caught my parents in the middle of a yankee swap. There was jizz everywhere.”
by Dr. Snoctopus November 5, 2017
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