17 definitions by Dr. Sago
by Dr. Sago April 4, 2019
The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like - and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on brain wave energy, absorbing all unconscious frequencies and then excreting telepathically a matrix formed from the conscious frequencies and nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain, the practical upshot of which is that if you stick one in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language: the speech you hear decodes the brain wave matrix.
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
by Dr. Sago October 11, 2019
A dude who lives with his grandparents in Las Vegas, has an al dente penis, and trains for the revolution by running in his grandparent's pool. He does a little drugs too.
by Dr. Sago October 4, 2021
A dude who lives with his grandparents in Las Vegas, has an al dente penis, and trains for the revolution by running in his grandparent's pool. He does a little drugs too.
by Dr. Sago October 4, 2021