11 definitions by Dr. Roboto
During a police pursuit, a suspect points a gun at his own head, effectively taking himself hostage.
Thus the police are in a predicament, as they cannot shoot the suspect who is now a hostage himself, and they risk him pulling the trigger if they pursue him.
Thus the police are in a predicament, as they cannot shoot the suspect who is now a hostage himself, and they risk him pulling the trigger if they pursue him.
Sherriff: Damnit Doofy, why'd you let the suspect run into the woods, we lost him!
Officer Doofy: He pulled a polish hostage, there was nothing I could do.
Officer Doofy: He pulled a polish hostage, there was nothing I could do.
by Dr. Roboto August 17, 2021
Woke fishing is when a man, whom is talking to a woman, starts asking her vague questions regarding progressive causes, in an effort to determine her interest level, and then mirror her responses. Said man has no interest in the same groups or causes, and is just trying to find commonalities with the girl to get into her pants.
Guy 1: Why did you just tell Sara you donated to BLM? You hate that group.
Guy 2: Oh I'm just woke fishing man. I'll be in her pants by Saturday.
Guy 1+2: *High Five*
Guy 2: Oh I'm just woke fishing man. I'll be in her pants by Saturday.
Guy 1+2: *High Five*
by Dr. Roboto July 31, 2020
The rapper, Fetty Wap, says "1738" in the beginning of some of his songs. He is referring to a type of expensive, top shelf alcohol called, "Remy Martin 1738 Cognac".
Fetty Wap thought this was the most expensive alcohol made when he created his song. This is because when he went to his local liquor store growing up, it was the highest priced item there. He later found out it was expensive, but not the most expensive alcohol made.
Fetty Wap thought this was the most expensive alcohol made when he created his song. This is because when he went to his local liquor store growing up, it was the highest priced item there. He later found out it was expensive, but not the most expensive alcohol made.
Jim: Hey man, you want to get some 1738 for tonight's party?
Steve: No way Jim, I ain't got that kind of money! Who do you think I am, Fetty Wap?!
Steve: No way Jim, I ain't got that kind of money! Who do you think I am, Fetty Wap?!
by Dr. Roboto July 8, 2015
2S: Two Spirit
L: Lesbian
G: Gay
B: Bisexual
T: Trans
Q: Questioning
I: Intersexual
A: Asexual
+: all other orientations
What was originally just LGBT has become an absolute smorgasbord to include every freckin person you can think of in their 1984 style obliteration of society.
L: Lesbian
G: Gay
B: Bisexual
T: Trans
Q: Questioning
I: Intersexual
A: Asexual
+: all other orientations
What was originally just LGBT has become an absolute smorgasbord to include every freckin person you can think of in their 1984 style obliteration of society.
Person 1: I really think the 2SLGBTQIA+ community should be more inclusive and add cat people (C) after the S in the acronym.
Person 2: Wow Rachel! You're incredibly dogphobic if you don't think dog people (D) should be included too!
Person 2: Wow Rachel! You're incredibly dogphobic if you don't think dog people (D) should be included too!
by Dr. Roboto May 27, 2023