24 definitions by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde

shwanzwater

Adjective, When beer in a keg goes bad and tastes like piss.

Dude that party sucked Saturday night .They only had one keg and it was shwanzwater.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde August 29, 2019

muff merchant

Noun; The girl sitting at the end of the bar who has made a career out of fucking guys for things. Money, cars, work done for her, drugs, food, and anything else you can think of. This whore approaches you with the girl friend experience. She is too nice. Too nice to the point of seeming fake. She is fake. This leach runs up to 4 guys at a time. She tells them all they are the only guy in her life. This tends to backfire on her when guys compare notes

Dude, you don't want to waste your time.
You can't afford her. She's a muff merchant.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 2, 2020

Pussypotimus

Adjective, a law enforcement officer who

acts like a bad ass. The truth however is that this obese glass jawed bitch is the first to call for back up. Usually the K9 officer. He is also a conniving fuck that sets people up to satisfy his own personal narcissistic needs.

The pussypotimus arrived at the scene.
He released his dog on the unarmed geriatric man,but only after he knew no back up was coming.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde May 29, 2019