3 definitions by Dr. Helga J.G Fünkhaußer
Pressing as lightly as physically possible upon the horn of a car in order to politely induce a sense of urgency upon the Prius in front of you while simultaneously not appearing to be too much of a raging asshole.
I heard someone parping behind me and since it was so polite I was inclined to accelerate my Prius forward.
by Dr. Helga J.G Fünkhaußer March 12, 2019
When you propel yourself from a high five, plummeting 24 feet and planting your dick firmly in a thimble of ghost pepper infused tobacco sauce, all while executing a perfect split.
In the 1984 olympics Greg Louganis performed the spicy can opener it was rumored that his dick became so hot that; global warming.
by Dr. Helga J.G Fünkhaußer February 17, 2018
The debris left behind after fucking a really dry chick while covered in a fine layer of cocain almost akin to freshly fallen snow.
by Dr. Helga J.G Fünkhaußer February 17, 2018