3 definitions by Dr. Cobs
A man who likes the taste of his own cum and enjoys drinking it, preferably after butt-sex, but not mandatory.
This person tends to be a douchebag, and is also usually very narcissistic. He thinks his cum tastes better than everyone elses.
This person tends to be a douchebag, and is also usually very narcissistic. He thinks his cum tastes better than everyone elses.
"I can't believe Russ is a manager now."
"I know. He's such a douchebag. Did I tell you that after we slept together, he took off the condom and drank its contents?"
"Wow. What a jackmonk."
"I know. He's such a douchebag. Did I tell you that after we slept together, he took off the condom and drank its contents?"
"Wow. What a jackmonk."
by Dr. Cobs May 15, 2010
A term used to describe the level of intoxication caused by alcohol. When a person has reached Marshall Status, they have exceeded their alcohol tolerance by a ridiculous amount. Symptoms: extreme vomiting, unconsciousness, and often accompanied by alcohol poisoning. People who reach Marshall Status also typically behave this way at house parties, and end up sleeping on a pull-out couch in the owner's house, who they probably have never met before.
Guy 1: "How drunk is he? Holy shit, that's a lot of throw up."
Guy 2: "He has definitely reached Marshall Status. Did you find the thermometer? We need to make sure his body temperature hasn't dropped, that means he has alcohol poisoning and we have to take them to the hospital. Fuck, he puked on my shoe."
Guy 3: "Oh my fucking god, he baptized my fucking couch in vomit! what the fuck!"
Guy 2: "He has definitely reached Marshall Status. Did you find the thermometer? We need to make sure his body temperature hasn't dropped, that means he has alcohol poisoning and we have to take them to the hospital. Fuck, he puked on my shoe."
Guy 3: "Oh my fucking god, he baptized my fucking couch in vomit! what the fuck!"
by Dr. Cobs October 2, 2010
Similar to the Beer Shits (diarrhea the day following a night of drinking high quantities of beer) only from drinking FOUR LOKOs.
Loko Bombs have more solidity, velocity and explosivity than the beer shits do. Unlike the constant stream of liquid that the beer shits yield, Loko bombs occur in several waves of somewhat solid masses of feces, and explode into the toilet similar to a bomb. The average number of bombs dropped per Loko Bomb session is 4, possibly being the origin of the "FOUR" in FOUR LOKOS.
**Often accompanied by neon colored urine due to the high amounts of food color added to Four Lokos.
Loko Bombs have more solidity, velocity and explosivity than the beer shits do. Unlike the constant stream of liquid that the beer shits yield, Loko bombs occur in several waves of somewhat solid masses of feces, and explode into the toilet similar to a bomb. The average number of bombs dropped per Loko Bomb session is 4, possibly being the origin of the "FOUR" in FOUR LOKOS.
**Often accompanied by neon colored urine due to the high amounts of food color added to Four Lokos.
A phone conversation after a night of drinking FOUR LOKOS:
guy 1: "Dude, that party was radical last night. I can't believe Eddie drank 3 FOUR LOKOS without puking! We should do it again tonight!"
guy 2: "Damn, if Eddie has the Loko Bombs nearly as bad as I do, he's not gunna leave the house for the rest of the weekend."
guy 1: "I'm on the toilet right now with Loko Bombs!"
guy 2: "Yeah, I just Loko Bombed the hell out of my girlfriends bathroom."
guy 1: "Dude, that party was radical last night. I can't believe Eddie drank 3 FOUR LOKOS without puking! We should do it again tonight!"
guy 2: "Damn, if Eddie has the Loko Bombs nearly as bad as I do, he's not gunna leave the house for the rest of the weekend."
guy 1: "I'm on the toilet right now with Loko Bombs!"
guy 2: "Yeah, I just Loko Bombed the hell out of my girlfriends bathroom."
by Dr. Cobs November 27, 2010