1 definition by Dr. Awesome Man
Spoot. v. To fart while releasing sperm from the anus. Frequently experienced for periods of up to six hours after the conclusion of bareback anal sex.
Spoot is a compound word comprised of sperm and toot, similar to shart (shit + fart).
Spoot is a compound word comprised of sperm and toot, similar to shart (shit + fart).
R: I'm spooting!
D: Ewwwww.... and you're not even wearing underwear!
R: Sheesh, I'm on the toilet.
As a noun:
D: Dear Lord, that was a massive spoot! Do you need a tissue?
R: I need a twat mop.
D: Ewwwww.... and you're not even wearing underwear!
R: Sheesh, I'm on the toilet.
As a noun:
D: Dear Lord, that was a massive spoot! Do you need a tissue?
R: I need a twat mop.
by Dr. Awesome Man February 6, 2010