4 definitions by Dr Pot
A highly violent game played by schoolchildren, where every player must try to catch and keep a ball away from all other players, in a free for all, no holes barred, mad chase to get the ball.
There are no rules other than to try to keep possesion of the ball, anything is permitted to get it - as a famous player once said: "You could KILL someone in madball!"
There are no set rules for determining the winner, though commonly whoever is holding the ball when the bell rings is considered the "winner".
Some critics of the game consider it little more than an excuse to have a rumble due to the lack of rules or clear victory conditions.
There are no rules other than to try to keep possesion of the ball, anything is permitted to get it - as a famous player once said: "You could KILL someone in madball!"
There are no set rules for determining the winner, though commonly whoever is holding the ball when the bell rings is considered the "winner".
Some critics of the game consider it little more than an excuse to have a rumble due to the lack of rules or clear victory conditions.
by Dr Pot November 3, 2013
A game played by school children, involving beating the fuck out of each
other with various weapons made of tied up school jumpers.
Usually played in a set defined area with a few players, in teams, tag
teams, or free for all, or less commonly as giant class vs class battles,
featuring each side charging at each other across the playground with as
many as 60 children in one fight.
There are few rules other than batter each other with your jumper weapon,
with winners only being determined by one side surrendering.
The two main weapon designs were clubs - where the jumper is laid out flat,
the torso rolled up and tied leaving the sleeves as handles, and whips,
where the jumper is knotted at various points and swung by one sleeve to
create a whip type weapon.
other with various weapons made of tied up school jumpers.
Usually played in a set defined area with a few players, in teams, tag
teams, or free for all, or less commonly as giant class vs class battles,
featuring each side charging at each other across the playground with as
many as 60 children in one fight.
There are few rules other than batter each other with your jumper weapon,
with winners only being determined by one side surrendering.
The two main weapon designs were clubs - where the jumper is laid out flat,
the torso rolled up and tied leaving the sleeves as handles, and whips,
where the jumper is knotted at various points and swung by one sleeve to
create a whip type weapon.
"Alright lads, lets play jumper wars!"
"Mothers are commonly angry about the stretching caused to jumpers by playing jumper wars"
"The teachers were bemused at the sight of two armies of children charging
at each other swinging their jumpers in some kind of jumper war"
"Mothers are commonly angry about the stretching caused to jumpers by playing jumper wars"
"The teachers were bemused at the sight of two armies of children charging
at each other swinging their jumpers in some kind of jumper war"
by Dr Pot November 3, 2013
by Dr Pot November 3, 2013
by Dr Pot November 3, 2013