2 definitions by Dr Cunt
AGUFANIAN CRISIS:
Pathophysiology:
Excessive erotic impulses resulting towards a mass shunt of blood from essential organs (upto 4.7 litres) to the hypertrophied copora cavernosa. As a result the patient cannot perfuse his organs and and goes into multisystem failure.
Signs: Massive Tumescence in a otherwise frail and flaccid body.
Epidemiology: Endemic to kenya with only 1 known case nationally.
Risks: Undiagnosed a patient with a high genetic susceptibility may cause communial cervical,oral, anal heamorhagge in the female population.
Associations: Alopecia totalis, osteoathritis, calf atrophy, toyota echo
Pathophysiology:
Excessive erotic impulses resulting towards a mass shunt of blood from essential organs (upto 4.7 litres) to the hypertrophied copora cavernosa. As a result the patient cannot perfuse his organs and and goes into multisystem failure.
Signs: Massive Tumescence in a otherwise frail and flaccid body.
Epidemiology: Endemic to kenya with only 1 known case nationally.
Risks: Undiagnosed a patient with a high genetic susceptibility may cause communial cervical,oral, anal heamorhagge in the female population.
Associations: Alopecia totalis, osteoathritis, calf atrophy, toyota echo
News Headline:
Young kenyan boy drops dead at age ten whilst looking at a herd of goats. Doctors belive its agufanian crisis.
Young kenyan boy drops dead at age ten whilst looking at a herd of goats. Doctors belive its agufanian crisis.
by Dr Cunt March 17, 2010
Clonic-tonic rythmic contractions of the gluteus muscle following an upward stroke on the medial aspect. Alternatively, blowing around the Anus produces relaxation and feacal unloading.
A positive Manushas Sign =
Manushianism: Triad of: Hypertrophy of the Gluteus maximus, altered posture/gait, and hypospadius.
Manushianism: Triad of: Hypertrophy of the Gluteus maximus, altered posture/gait, and hypospadius.
by Dr Cunt March 16, 2010