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the act of recieving a Blow-j, and when finishing and busting the load on the bitches face, reaching into a bowl of red, white and blue confetti and covering the cum-covered face with it. The act is then completed by covering one's hand over one's heart, and reciting the "Star Spangled Banner". The Star Spangled Blowjob.
Last night this girl was in my room, and I gave her a "Star Spangled Blowjob" all over her face. It was awesome.
by Dplast April 15, 2008
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1. a pubic beard, or a beard that looks like pubic hair. can be any color, but more effective on redheads.

2. a nickname for somebody who has a peard.
1. "Man that peard is sooo narly."

2. "Dude did you see Peard beer bong that mad dog last night?"
by Dplast January 10, 2009
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