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3 definitions by Dozza13

A shop where you buy kebabs
I just bought a donor kebab from the kebab shop. Raise the roof.
by Dozza13 April 29, 2014
An absolute tosser who nobody like because he is so far up his own arse. He doesn't have a job and probably never will. He is so ugly he makes Steve Buscemi look like a prince. His cock is so small, you need five magnifying glasses to see it. Finally, he is a little daddy's boy who doesn't have the guts to make his own mind up about anything.
Alex is such a tosser
by Dozza13 April 29, 2014
A big shit
Have you seen the size of that loafer i just had? It is fucking epic.
by Dozza13 April 24, 2014