noob

Proper usage:
A noun used to designate someone as one who is not very good at a video game and refuses to improve.
i.e.: "You are a noob."

Improper usage:
An adjective used to describe someone who is not very good at a video game and refuses to improve.
i.e.: "You are noob."

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Don't use it as an adjective, it makes you look dumb!

Jose said "You are noob" and I sighed at his inability to properly use the English language.

by Downvoting Victim September 14, 2021

grumpa

A grumpy grandpa who always insists that the world was better when he was a kid, and that we're doomed now because (terroists/running out of coal and oil/people becoming stupid). However, the term is affectionate.

Grumpa said the world in 50 years would be like The Matrix after we took him to see it.

by Downvoting Victim January 11, 2006

51/50

Someone who the police, with their poor grasp of psychology, think is a danger to themselves or others. They will generally yell at someone and if they yell back enough, declare them a 51/50. FUCK THE POLICE.

I was in the hospital and some big angry police guy yelled at me and I yelled back, so they gave me the 51/50.

by Downvoting Victim October 20, 2009

I

The best alpha-numeric representation of the "text" icon that a mouse cursor will magically transform into without any prompting. This is done intentionally to stop people from finding out secrets about the Illuminati.

I got the I curse on Skype tonight.

by Downvoting Victim March 22, 2010

XD

A terrible excuse for an emoticon that looks more like an acronym for some non-existent Windows version.

All his posts on the forum ended in "XD" so I know not to take him seriously.

by Downvoting Victim August 14, 2016

jizzmonkey

Someone who masturbates far too often.

Ben is a jizzmonkey.

by Downvoting Victim September 10, 2006

hollow bunny trauma

One of the worst childhood traumas in existence today. When that tall chocolate bunny rabbit you get for Easter as a young child turns out to be hollow when you expected a rabbit full of creamy milk chocolate or fudge.

I had it and it was a horrible nightmare.

by Downvoting Victim August 11, 2004