Downvoting Victim's definitions

cousin

Anyone who isn't related to you, but you want to claim they are to get them a discount that only works for family.

At AMC Theaters, so many of the employees kept saying that they were bringing their "cousin" when it clearly was just a friend to get the "free tickets for family" so they said "no cousins" in the policy.

by Downvoting Victim November 5, 2012

tricball

A circular penis. It is caused by foreshortening in a full-frontal nude shot of a male.

Tric has a tricball. :-(

by Downvoting Victim October 20, 2009

basketball height

Someone's "basketball height" is their height plus a couple inches to make themselves feel better. Also means what they'd claim to be if they were in the NBA

Joe was 5'5", but he told everyone he was 5'7". That was just his basketball height.

by Downvoting Victim June 5, 2012

Commander Jackoff

Taken from Ensign/Commander Checkov from the original Star Trek. Used to describe someone that masturbates a lot, because Checkov sounded a lot like Jackovv, which is now Jackoff.

Commander Jackoff likes to ride the Blunder Bus!

by Downvoting Victim April 8, 2006