150 definitions by Downvoting Victim

What Wikipedia admins will ban you for if you aren't boring and robotic like the rest of the userbase.
I often get banned with "Clearly not here to build an encyclopedia" as the reason by the robo-admins, whose edits consist of 90% reversions using rollback or twinkle, which are lame admin tools to make Wikipedia even more usesless
by Downvoting Victim June 30, 2022
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Someone who replies to posts with nothing but inane animated GIFs.
Every time I proved Jose wrong during one of his Twitter lies, he would post a GIF of Trump or some cartoon creature saying "wrong" to claim I was wrong. What a GIFTard!
by Downvoting Victim June 5, 2022
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A grumpy grandpa who always insists that the world was better when he was a kid, and that we're doomed now because (terroists/running out of coal and oil/people becoming stupid). However, the term is affectionate.
Grumpa said the world in 50 years would be like The Matrix after we took him to see it.
by Downvoting Victim December 26, 2005
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The day after the season at an amusement park ends, for male workers.

No longer are they forced to shave to absurd standards to pass a strict"grooming policy"
After I stopped worked at the amusement park and started a new job, I celebrated facial hair freedom by not having to waste ten minutes shaving my face.
by Downvoting Victim March 23, 2017
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Without warning, as usual. This is when something you know will happen happens, but as always, it happens randomly without any warning.

Pronounced: Wow-Aooooo or Wowuuuuuuu.
My mom would smirk as she said: I have to bump you guys off the internet.

WoWAU, I'd think.
by Downvoting Victim January 10, 2010
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Someone's "basketball height" is their height plus a couple inches to make themselves feel better. Also means what they'd claim to be if they were in the NBA
Joe was 5'5", but he told everyone he was 5'7". That was just his basketball height.
by Downvoting Victim March 4, 2012
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Taken from Ensign/Commander Checkov from the original Star Trek. Used to describe someone that masturbates a lot, because Checkov sounded a lot like Jackovv, which is now Jackoff.

Commander Jackoff likes to ride the Blunder Bus!
by Downvoting Victim January 12, 2006
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