2 definitions by Doug Ruggles

Top Definition
From New Zealand: A poorly endowed man hollows out a kiwi and slips it onto the end of his penis to artificially increase its size.
Johnny knew he couldn't compare to Jenn's ex-boyfriend in the man department; he knew he'd have to use the Wellington Wand to satisfy her.
by Doug Ruggles October 12, 2007
A man puts on a condom and urinates into it such that it inflates and proceeds to penetrate his partner. The top end of the condom is secured with a twist tie or hair elastic.
Jim had always wanted to know what it felt like to have sex with a hot water bottle but didn't own one, so he gve the golden pocket a try.
by Doug Ruggles October 12, 2007

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