Doug Collins's definitions

DILDO

short for "Dad I'd Love to Do"; the male equivalent of MILF

That Brad Pitt is a DILDO

by doug collins February 27, 2008

mammal toe

The unfortunate circumstance in which a man is wearing pants so tight that his testicles form the male version of camel toes.

Look at the mammal toe on Burt. The dumb ass must have put on his sister's pants.

by Doug Collins April 28, 2008