An item not actually on the McDonald's restaurant's food menu. When one wishes to confuse, embarass, belittle, or otherwise make fun of a McDonald's employee, they are to order one large McPenis Filet. This item is normally ordered from the drive-thru menu, however, excessive confusion can be added by walking inside, gesturing up toward the menu above the employees as if the item is actually up on the menu, and then ordering the aforementioned McPenis Filet.
"Hello there, welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your order?"
"Yeah, give me a coke, small fry, and a McPenis Filet."
"Alright, that's a Coca-Cola, child's-size fry, and what was that last item?"
"A McPenis Filet...give me a big, juicy, McPenis Filet."
"I'm sorry, sir?"
When a man inserts his penis into a woman's mouth, then thrusts it back and forth in a vigorous "skull-fucking" manner, giving the woman a terrible headache, or sensation of having recieved a concussion.
"Hey Mike, do you get any from that fat chick last night?"
"Nah, I waited till she passed out then gave her one hell of a cockcussion."
a town in any low-density population state. Saves you having to remember special spellings or pronunciations of places that people have never heard of anyway.
Also interchangeable with its synonym, "bumfuck"
Yeah, I was born in Pigdick, Illinois...
So we had to call a tow truck run by some redneck outta Pigdick, Nowhere...
Acronym for, "don't fucking care".
"Yeah, he has no idea how huge this party is gonna be...but hey, he said he wanted to have a bunch of people over so, whatever...DFC"