4 definitions by Dopeytwitsucksatfootball

Someone who

Can barely spell because of his phone keyboard

Makes rarely more than 1 minute videos
Luke: oh look its (me, my name)

Me makes videos that are rarely longer than 1 minute!
by Dopeytwitsucksatfootball November 25, 2020
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Morons who believe the earth is flat, even though it makes no sense from 3 key points
1. If earth is flat, why are the other planets not?
2. If earth is a disk, explain how from the moon, earth has some continents that remain hidden from view when looking at it straight on?
3. If earth Is flat, then how can you explain how Antarctica is a massive island that can be seen from space?

Bonus point!
If earth is flat then why is the water not pooling to the centre of the world's surface due to gravitational pull to the centre of the world?
Normal person 1: uses logic to disprove flat earther's conspiracy theories

Flat earther walks away
Normal person 2: outstanding move!
by Dopeytwitsucksatfootball October 18, 2021
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Oh boy, i can't begin with how much this level sucks.

Let me clarify this is only my opinion

ANYWAY, AIRTIME.
AIRTIME.
AIRTIME IS THE BIGGEST PILE OF HORSE DUNG I'VE EVER COME ACROSS ON FALL GUYS.
Annoying fists to punt you halfway across the map? Check.
Crappy fans that literally blow you so far that you waste 10 seconds trying to get to the bottom? Check.
At least 20 try hards who stay in their rooms on fall guys 24/7? Say no more champ.
Spinning platforms that have a spinning obstacle in the centre to confuse you? Already done.
Confusing pipe system moving you to different sides to before? Checkmate, already in.
AIRTIME IS the single most shitty level I've ever seen. I can't say how many times I've been punted 50 miles away from where I was by a fan or a fist.
Only to watch me not qualify and get eliminated while some Jimmy no life qualifies in 5 seconds flat with his cheeto fingers.
I Literally need therapy after playing fall guys tonight.

See below for the GIF of my mates actions upon qualification.
Jeff: AIRTIME is so bad!
Henry: nah man you're just trash.
Jeff and a lot more: listen here you little shit.
by Dopeytwitsucksatfootball May 23, 2022
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