2 definitions by DontGetHard

Only the cutest little green goblin around with that big penis of his just stretching miles upon miles while Fiona just sits there and admires that huge cock, mmm yess daddy.
"Damn, Shrek can I have some of your penis enlargement pills?" Donkey said.
by DontGetHard December 10, 2018
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A bigass fairy that steals shit out of your mouth and keeps it in their house and occasionally eats them. They also love when you put it under your pillow, so they can take the pillow, put it above your face and bust a nut on it. Then leave with your tooth.
by DontGetHard December 10, 2018
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