5 definitions by Donkey Jeremy

SmallishBeans

A follower of Jeremyism (not a cult) Also a YouTubed or whatever, He built the church of Jeremy.

Jeremy: yuh
Joel: YE SYES YES GO YOU POP OFF QUEEN YESS SISTER WORK IT !
Lizzie: I want a divorce

Scott: what the actual fawk-
Joey: mhm...
Meghan: murderer
Callum: Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy

Smallishbeans 🌚

by Donkey Jeremy October 6, 2020

beastiality

when you have a pet dog

“omg i got a dog named bruno!”
“you’re the definition of beastiality”

by Donkey Jeremy April 5, 2021

Poser

What skater boys call beginners 🙄

Asshole: She’s such a poser
Beginning Skater: I-

by Donkey Jeremy October 6, 2020

Vote

Vote yes

Vote yes

by Donkey Jeremy October 6, 2020

WAP

Worship and Prayer, Tell all your moms that kiddos! My 12 year old daughter Jessica told me it and I can’t get it out of my head! Make sure to WAP tonight!

Mom: Hunny Bunches what does WAP mean?
Jessica: um worship and prayers 🙏

Church Group Chat
Kylie: can’t wait for the wine and steak tonight!
Sarah: The kids are in bed already! Supper was delish!
Karen (me): Hey girls!
Sarah: Why hello there Karen!
Karen: Can’t wait time WAP with you guys tonight!
Kylie: WAP?
Karen: Worship and pray 🥰
Lolita: that means wet ass possy

Sarah: LOLITA! What has gotten into you!?
Lolita: So sorry girls! Emily took my phone! She’s been on tic toc too much!
Karen: take her phone and delete that devils app.
Lolita: Alright brb!
Sarah:brb?
Susan: it means be right back
You aren’t in with the kids.
Karen: Getting little Jessica to bed now!
Susan: who’s picking us up?
Lolita: I am
Karen: see you guys later!
Lolita: Bye

Susan: Goodbye
Kylie: Fair Well!
Karen: BuhBye

by Donkey Jeremy October 6, 2020