3 definitions by Dongle McIrish

Master of maths homework, father of a lanky, socially awkward, oriental child who can’t play badminton.
“Horton got me an A on my maths homework” said Adam
by Dongle McIrish April 27, 2019
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A man-child, normally of Indian origin. Kind of retarded and good for prank calling. Once tried Amsterdam brownies and regretted it.
‘Vajman is almost as great as Gru!’ cried the children ‘But not quite’
by Dongle McIrish April 24, 2019
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