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Whilst a female is involved in the "joyride" of the male genitalia in upright form, the male party proceeds to extend his arm and clutch a braid of females hair, pulling down as to emulate the "honking" of a train's horn.
After performing a conductor on Tina the prositute, she inquired as to why I had done it. In response I said, "Don't stand on the tracks when the train's comin' through bitch!"
by Dong Fied August 31, 2004
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