3 definitions by Donald Trumps Mistress

Mya Parker

Really annoying. Looks exactly like Lovely Peaches. Is in love with Paige. Her bestiieee is Talula Dawn. Likes to fuck Uber Drivers and old men. Owns an IPod 3. Eats her waz.

Mya Parker is a whore. I can’t believe Mya Parker is cheating on Paige with Talula!!!

by Donald Trumps Mistress December 20, 2019

Wyatt Fredeen

Looks likes a chipmunk on steroids. Swims like a hippopotamus. Wheezes. Wyatt has a VSCO account. All he wants is crocs.

Wyatt Fredeen : I like breakfast, lunch, and dinner, ok bye.
Words of wisdom
- Wyatt Fredeen

by Donald Trumps Mistress September 6, 2019

Molly Goheen

Shes literally a crackhead. Has a bracelet that make me CACKLE it says "Thats Cute." Laughs at anything. Swims like a dying platypus

Paige: Sees "Thats Cute" bracalet on Molly Goheen s hand
Paige: AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *cries AHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Donald Trumps Mistress September 6, 2019