3 definitions by Donald Biden
Newton has millions of photos of you
by Donald Biden November 23, 2020
Originally named Newton, aka Middle Finger Newton, discovered the force of gravity when he was doing an experiment requested by the Science teacher. He threw his iPhone 12 Pro Max from the classroom and the phone landed in the swimming pool in the school. He also has a very long middle finger, and always shows it off to others. He is a professional in taking photos at the very right times.
(Interviewing Middle Finger Newton)
Interviewer: How do you feel after discovering the force of gravity?
Middle Finger Newton: (shows off the length of his middle finger)
Interviewer: How do you feel after discovering the force of gravity?
Middle Finger Newton: (shows off the length of his middle finger)
by Donald Biden November 25, 2020
Newton Ip discovered the force of gravity while doing an experiment requested by the Science teacher. He dropped his phone from the roof of the school and the Science teacher played die him. He was also known for taking legendary photos of certain people. His middle finger is very long and he shows it off all the time.
Student A: The Science teacher played die you, how do you feel?
Newton Ip: (my middle finger is very long)
Student A: The Science teacher played die you, how do you feel?
Newton Ip: (my middle finger is very long)
Student A: The Science teacher played die you, how do you feel?
Newton Ip: (my middle finger is very long)
Newton Ip: (my middle finger is very long)
by Donald Biden November 23, 2020