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A boner so big and hard that you feel like your jeans are gonna get ripped.
Guy 1: Alright, I saw Dan's 19 year old model sister in the shower yesterday, I got such a jean ripper!

Guy 2: Nice one.
by Don'tKnowWhatNameToChoose July 22, 2010

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