1)Buy bleacher seats at a ball game and sneak into box seats.
2)If your PS2 breaks, buy a new one and switch it out with the broke one. Take the broke one back to the store and get your mutha fuckin money back.
3)High School and College are the best places to run scams.
a)Sleep with a fat chick to get her to write a paper for you.
b)Programable calculators can do more than math.
c)Stick a curly pube in your meal after it's half gone and make fast food place give you free shit.