2 definitions by Dog Face Gremlinz
A name for someone with perfect hair that spits cream all over a chicks face after fucking her in the ass. He does this while checking out / combing his hair in the mirror.
Dude, I pulled a hairy cremer last night and my hair looked soooo tight when that bitch got creamed!
by Dog Face Gremlinz August 31, 2011
Similar to a Ferel Hog but with a serious venereal disease that causes you to snort and root around in another man's territory. Very mean and crazy hog with a craving for another man's assets. Not too fun to be around if you are a straight man with lots of things going for you.
Man, that god damn Varel Hogg was rooting around here and took another man down with his oversized hooves. He not only hurt him but left him bloody with a serious VD in his ass.
by Dog Face Gremlinz September 7, 2011