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A product, similar to "dude wipes"© or "ball spray" from the dollar shave club.
It provides one with testicles that are as fresh as St. Tropez shore.
Initially, I was hesitant to go out with the guy from work, but I noticed a can of "Sea Breezy Balls" in his locker & figured it was worth a shot.
by Dog Abortionist February 10, 2022
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Something the children in Frank Reynolds neighborhood would call him after he was released from the "nitwit farm".

Because of this, young Frankie requested his mother take them back to the facility so the medical staff could exonerate him, via certificate, of having "donkey brains" in hopes the children would stop teasing him.
Driving while holding a bowl of cereal is "donkey brained".
Even being at a complete stop before taking a bite, still proves one to have "donkey brains".
by Dog Abortionist February 10, 2022
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