5 definitions by Doey Dickle

Sandy Tugnuts

Sandy Tugnuts is what you call a person who you always see hanging out at the beach, constantly adjusting their junk due to a genital sand flea infestation.

Hey! Take a look at Adam over there with his hand down his speedo. Always scratching on his D and B’s! What a Sandy Tugnuts!!

by Doey Dickle July 5, 2021

Sandy Tugnuts

When your best bro gives you a solid sandy rimmer on the beach and simultaneously gives your nuts a tug.

“What are those 2 men doing to each other on the beach” “Shut up Mom. Someone be getting a Sandy Tugnuts!”

by Doey Dickle July 17, 2021

Sandy Tugnuts

When your girl goes down on you, beachside. During oral she makes a little throne out of sand for your balls to rest on.

“Oh cute, someone made a little chair out of sand.” “Shut up Mom. Someone got a Sandy Tugnuts!”

by Doey Dickle July 17, 2021

Big Timber

When you are equipped with a big ol’, thigh slapping, lap hog and you get sprung! You shout “Big Timber” to notify all those within earshot that you are sporting some mega wood.

Wow, Jose didn’t shout Big Timber and I almost lost an eye…

by Doey Dickle July 6, 2021

slide slinger

A slide slinger is a guy who hangs out at the park and sells huge Kielbasa’s for a low price.

Hopefully there is a slide slinger at the park. I could totally inhale a kielbasa right now.

by Doey Dickle July 4, 2021