1 definition by Dock Ellis

refers to the web's greatest anti-hero: Captain Foamy. The dog-punching, soup-loving, sodomite, super-hero voice of a generation gone mad.

Foamy's super powers include: having the ability to fuck anyone (no matter how old or ugly), running 20% faster than you, being able to find and punch dogs, making people explode through the process of butt sex, and having no remorse.
Captain Foamy is here; sodomy is a bi-product.
by Dock Ellis January 5, 2005
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