15 definitions by Doc Johnson

turtle power

The irresistable force with which an overdue turdforces it's way into your underpants wne you "gamble and lose".

"for christs sake get off the bog Lucy, I'm feeling the power of the turtle here and I'm going to mess myself"!

by Doc Johnson August 21, 2004

Zero

The number of REAL (Not Hollywood)American servicemen who actually escaped from an axis prisoner of war camp during WW2 (1939-1945) Not 1942-1945.

William "never happened" Holden in Bridge over the River Quai.

by Doc Johnson December 27, 2003

rugby

Not(contrary to popular belief) a contact sport-

A FUCKIN' COLLISION SPORT!!

A game for Piano-Lifters AND Piano Players - can you think of any other sport that can say that?

by Doc Johnson August 10, 2004

bogtrotter

A mildly insulting epithet for an Irishman.

My uncle Mick was in the Paras,
best job he ever had, shooting bogtrotters AND getting paid for it!

by Doc Johnson January 27, 2004

thick

In English english, stupid, not very bright.

George Bush Jnr (shrub) gives the distinct impression that he's a bit THICK
THICK as pie meat.
THICK as Pigshit
THICK as Monkey spunk etc

by Doc Johnson October 16, 2003

Dingle Berry

Halle's younger brother

Whaddaya mean Example fool?

by Doc Johnson August 10, 2004

Neetha

Half-Caste by race.

Product of sexual union between Negro and white parentage

From alt. pronunciation of 'Neither.'

Neither one thing nor the other.
Neither fish nor fowl.
Neither leg nor breast (White meat or dark meat).

Halle Berry is African-American?

Bullshit mate, she's a 'neetha' at best.

by Doc Johnson April 11, 2005