1 definition by Djdndkofn

The biggest douche bag of all time. If he is your boyfriend he will most definitely cheat on you. He is addicted to video games and has no friends, except for his little cult. He is the skinniest and weakest person you will ever meet. And he is extremely unathletic. Please when you meet a Zach, just find a new friend.
Dude why are you being such a Zach to your girlfriend.
by Djdndkofn February 19, 2019
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